This, That and a bit of the other ..

TMI - You Inspire Me

2012-02-20T21:10:00.000Z

As I cruise around the Internet reading my regular blogs and discovering new ones, the content of other bloggers often gives me ideas for TMI Tuesday questions. A few of you did that for me this week. I encourage TMIers to click on the links and read the blog posts that prompted a specific question.

1. List ONE word to describe your last sexual encounter.

Orgasmic

2. Can you recall your worst sexual experience? Why was it so awful? Did you do anything at the time to try to make it better?
Inspiration: http://husbandtwomindssexually.blogspot.com

Worst was probably when I first gave a guy a BJ , As I went down on him he thrust up, I gagged and he ended up with a lap full of vomit! Suffice to say my gag reflex these days is brilliant :)

3. Do you fuck outside the box?
Inspiration: http://hausofmm.blogspot.com/2011/04/fucking-outside-box.html?
We all have a laundry list of things–features, demographic characteristics, etc. that we like and/prefer in a sexual partner. Do you ever deviate from that list? Give an example.

I am open to anything and everything!

4. Do you blend BDSM in to your relationship? If yes, just in the bedroom or in other areas of your life? Explain.

Difficult one to answer actually ... as ive said I am open to anything and everything, always good to bring new things in to stop a relationship going stale!

5. Does the thought of your partner/significant other having sex with another person turn you on? Would you want to watch the act? Would you like to join in?

Hell Yeah .... would love to see him with woman but would really LOVE to see him with another man ... such a turn on and one that I have masturbated too a fair bit!

Bonus: Fill in the blanks.

I like it __HARD___ on the outside and ___SOFT___ in the middle.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI - Lets Go To Bed

2012-02-07T16:39:00.000Z

TMI Tuesday this week was submitted by My Undercover Metamorphosis. Thank you! Show her some love, stop by her blog and say hello.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

All of them , plus the sofa , shower , stairs and anywhere else we feel like it!

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Nothing is odd really , although I suppose on the odd occasion I have been know to be a lil odd!!

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

Cotton, Love the feel of the cold crisp sheets against my skin.

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Only sheet is the fitted bottom sheet, Have a duvet on top of me, most nights I don't even need that ... I'm such hot stuff ;)

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a. 8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c. 12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

It varies really depending on day of the week ... weekdays it can be anywhere from 9pm to 11pm. Weekends can be early hours!
Always said sleep is like sex , more you have the more you want.

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

All wardrobe doors and drawers are to be closed and everything away ( I had a touch of OCD and like things tidy) Bedroom door is normally ajar!

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Yes ... have also broken a guys virginity :)

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

My bed :) It has me in it ............

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

I sleep in anything I choose :)

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TMI

2012-01-16T20:36:00.001Z

Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

Right given you all know I have a Mr D so it makes this a lil boring as all the answers would be him. I shall make it more interesting and answer as tho I'm not married :)

1. Play naked twister with?

David Haye

2. Love?

I absolutely love my Samsung Galaxy S2 also the other thing I adore is my Glass Dildos :)

3. Excites you beyond belief?

Wasn't gonna name him but Mr D :)

4. Enjoy ass play with?

Anyone who will lemme play with theirs .. I adore it.

5. Shower with?

Someone young and sexy please :)

6. Undress?

So many people I want to see naked ;)

7. Rim?

Anyone who's arse is clean and smooth

8. Elope with?

Jamie Davies ...

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

Mr D .. he leaves for work at an unearthy hour and I am always asleep so for once I would love to wake up in his arms!

TMI - Cocks

2012-01-09T21:24:00.003Z

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

To me width ... length has never bothered me , It not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean!!

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

No cock is too big to handle !! However i think huge cocks are a turn off!

3. Best place to put a penis?

Between theses??

Now ask me this 20 years ago and I would have said between two bricks

Now tho I like one anywhere except my arse ( Im a giver not a taker) !!

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

Funny was only just saying this to my girlfriends about what we would do with one if we had one I said Id spend all day playing with it!

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:

a. short and shallow

b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls

c. tight suction lip-lock

d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

Got to be C ..... that describes my "canal" to a tee!

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

I have never named a cock !

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

I am perfectly happy in the UK!!

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Happy TMI !

TMI - Happy New Year

2012-01-02T09:01:00.002Z

Happy New Year from TMI Tuesday blog. Now here we go…the first TMI Tuesday questions for 2012:

1. Finish this sentence: In the New Year _________ .

I want to get my Purple Belt in Freestyle karate :)

2. Do you make New Year’s Resolutions? If yes, what are they for 2012?

No don't make them now as I can never stick to them .... although this year my aim is to stay fit and healthy all year unlike 2011 where I had to endure almost 7 months off work and two operations :(

3. What New Year’s resolutions did you make last year? I didn't make any last year!

4. Think of three of those resolutions, from last year. How did you do in keeping them?

See above!

5. What was your most memorable sexual happening/experience in 2011?

Discovering Glass Dildos ..... they are like my new best friend now!

Bonus: What was your most memorable experience (activity, event, etc.) in 2011?

2011 was in fact a crap year really , see above for myself being poorly but not only that we almost lost my Daddy back in March. He still needs another Op and won't ever be back to how he was but he is here and we celebrated Christmas with him <3

The Woods ..

2011-12-28T18:21:00.001Z

They loved coming to these part of the woods, not many people knew about this clearing so they could get naked and not be disturbed. Although if she was honest she quite liked the idea of being caught naked!

They had been coming here for a few months on and off. They both loved the smell of the wood from the trees and the cool air on their naked skin.

He laid the blanket down, something he always did yet they hardly used it. Preferring to fuck against trees. She loved feeling of the bark on her bare skin whilst he was on his knees between her legs licking her cunt, making her moan.

He moved towards her and reached under her coat , he knew underneath she would be naked, she always was when they came here. His cock twitched in anticipation. His hand found her breast , her nipple sprang to attention at his touch. " Mmm that feels so good" she murmured. His mouth found hers and began to kiss her passionately. His tongue darting in and out of her mouth sending waves of lust all over her. Her cunt was crying out for attention, she could feel the wetness between her legs. Almost as tho he read her mind his hand moved down , parting her lips and finding her clit he started circling it.........

Now its been a while do i carry on or have I lost my touch ?? Thoughts please xx

TMI - Better to Give than Receive

2011-12-28T12:22:00.001Z

For this week’s TMI Tuesday why don’t you tell us:

1. What was your favorite gift that you received (gift giving holidays Christmas, Hanukkah,Kwanzaa or heck even if you had a birthday in the month of December that can count)?

I was such a lucky girl this year as I have received so many wonderful presents , don't have a fav as they were all given with love.

2. What was the most practical gift that you received?

That would be the bargain I got in the sales ... a cupcake maker !

3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received?

Sheep mobile ...

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food?

Christmas Pudding ..yummy!

Bonus: Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal.

Mums secret recipe so have no idea !!

Bonus, bonus: Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve?

Spending it with very good friends, having lots of giggles and slowly getting hammered :)

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HNT- Three Christmas Wishes

2011-12-22T09:13:00.001Z

Now technically I should be sending wishes to THREE of my fav bloggers today! Such a tough decision to pick just three when there are so many wonderful sexy bloggers out there.

So my Three wishes are for you all...

1) I hope you all have a Happy and Safe Christmas

2) I wish you nothing but Peace and Happiness for 2012

3) My last wish for you all is that you ALL continue to post such wonderful and sexy blogs!!

Happy HNT and wishing everyone a Happy Christmas !!

See who else is having a HNT here

TMI Tuesday - Happy Holidays

2011-12-20T09:29:00.000Z

This time of year there are so many holidays and celebrations that overlap, which is why it is called Holiday Season.

1. What will you be celebrating? If it isn’t a commonly known holiday or celebration (i.e., Christmas, winter solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa) briefly tell us about it.

I shall be celebrating having time off work with my loved ones. Christmas day will be spent with my Other Half and my Son. Then Christmas evening we will be going round to my Daddy's for drinks and more food. Boxing Day will be spent with my Mum her Husband and my Step Brothers <3

2. What’s your favorite Christmas or holiday tune?

Jingle Bell Rock

3. If you are giving or receiving gifts this holiday season:

- What’s the gift you most want?

There isn't anything I really really want ....A Kindle would be nice but to me Christmas is all about seeing Family and spending time with those you love.

- What do you think is the best gift you are giving?

I can't possibly say just in case the said person see's this!

4. If you could spend this December holiday season anywhere, where would that be? I shall be spending it just where i want to spend it ... at home!!

5. Your family has announced that the holiday celebration & get-together will be at your home. You think to yourself:

a. Yes! Finally…the more the merrier.

b. I don’t have enough room for all of you, but let’s rent a hall and you all get hotel rooms.

c. Over my dead body, I don’t want you freaks in my house.

d. Hmm…I wonder if it’s too late to book a flight to anywhere, leaving on Christmas eve?

A) Bring it on ... I love entertaining !

6. Have you ever given a fruit cake as a Christmas gift or a gift at all? Do you even like fruit cake?

Love fruit cake but no havent ever given one as a gift!

Bonus: Share with us one of your holiday traditions.

Not really a tradition more something we have always done .... My son MUST open one present in our bed on Christmas Morning.

I hope you all have a safe and peaceful

Christmas!!

HNT

2011-12-08T17:00:00.000Z

HNT again .. where do the days go ?

Found this in my secret stash of pics .... hope you like :)

TMI - Stop Making Sense

2011-12-05T20:14:00.003Z

Talking Heads video by Jonathan Demme – Stop Making Sense. Great film, great music. Click here to enjoy.

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1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best feature?

I would be some expensive model that costs a fortune to run!

2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?

Oh behave as if you can hide an elephant!!

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….

do anything I may regret on Wednesday!

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?

Years ... never had a shower til we moved here, only had baths before!

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

Don't think I ever have knowingly!

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?

Gossip I heard???!! I don't hear it , I start it :)

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI

2011-11-28T19:41:00.000Z

Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

This week’s TMI Tuesday theme is a culmination of weird, funny, and odd questions I have heard over the last month. They were crazy enough so I though they’d be perfect for TMI Tuesday.

Funny that I saw:

Someone has their priorities mixed up but clearly YOU don't because you're here playing TMI Tuesday. That's very important

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

Horny

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

Talent ....You'd be amazed at how talented I am :)

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

Tricky one ... few years ago I would have said ALL of me is an eyesore now I guess I would say Tummy ( life lines ie stretchmarks and the fact its not flat) My eye candy would be my boobs ... I love them <3

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

Def a straight laced cop .... If it wasnt i would make it hard

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

Shot in the knee please .. I have Emetaphobia (fear of sick) and if I ate dog food I would vomit

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

a ... go commando

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HNT

2011-11-24T07:14:00.000Z

This working lark is playing havoc with my blogging!

Still here's my HNT contribution ...me and my new toy!

See who else is playing here ...

Happy HNT!

Sex Toy Review

2011-11-17T20:15:00.001Z

So the lovely people at Sextoys.co.uk sent me this beautiful looking glass dildo.

The picture on the box really doesn't do it justice. It feels wonderful to the touch and to say it feels better inside is an understatement!

Icicles Red & Blue Spiral Centre Glass Dildo No 22

I unpacked the dildo ( it comes boxed beautifully too) and got to work to see if it felt as good as it looked.

As it is made of glass you can heat it up or cool it down which ever tickles your fancy. For testing means I used it straight out of the box. I wasn't at all disappointed. The size and shape makes it perfect for getting to all those ahhh spots. You know the ones where by if you touch them right it makes you go ahh or ooo!!

It slid in really well and although I hadn't cooled it down in the fridge or freezer it was still cold enough to make me gasp a little. Once deep inside me I started to fuck myself with it building up speed. It felt incredible!! I could feel myself getting wetter with every movement!

This is an amazing sex toy that should be in everyones "box of tricks". Great fun is had alone and as for use with a partner I shall keep you posted!!

TMI - Formspring Follies

2011-11-15T17:06:00.003Z

Formspring Follies

Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

1. What is your favorite type of weather?

Sunny ... can either be freezing cold and sunny or an extremely hot day as long as the sun is shining it makes me feel so much better!

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?

Seeing as I haven't written much lately I'm not really qualified to answer this.... when I do my mind and body is all i need to write with ... My mind thinks it and my body wants to do it!!

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?

I just like to tell him where and how I want it .... Love having a guy who will do anything I ask :)

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?

Yes .... before I met my Hubby I was with a guy who physically and mentally abused me for a number of years. My confidence was at rock bottom and even now 20 years on I struggle with self confidence!!

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up!

6. How big is your dick?

Have various sizes ... I'm nothing if adaptable

Bonus: I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?

Have it on my Tumblr but don't think I've ever linked it to blogger ... not sure why .. maybe I should!!

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?

Did have a guy asked me if he could have "bitty" My reply was "my days of breastfeeding are over"

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Boobies ....

2011-11-12T20:53:00.000Z

.. I know how much you all love boobies so I thought I would treat you all this evening with a lil video I took.

Hope you like it ........

Comments are appreciated good or bad :)

Happy Weekend x

TMI - Conspicuous Luxury

2011-11-07T19:12:00.001Z

Conspicuous Luxury

This week’s TMI Tuesday was the idea of http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/

1. Do you have a set of dishes that are used for special occassions (e.g. china)? Yes or no. If yes, how often do you use the special dishes?
a. any day because every day is special
b. once a week
c. only for holidays and celebration
d. never, it is displayed in a china cabinet or collecting dust in a box in the attic

a) Anyone who comes for dinner will get one of our "everyday" plates , they have come to see us NOT the china!

2. Do have clothes that you never wear because you are saving them for a special occasion? What is that item of clothing? What would be the appropriate occasion?

Used to have various underwear/outfits that I saved "for best". Not anymore after certain things that have happened recently I now wear everything as you really don't know whats round the corner!

3. If you suddenly became very wealthy, which servants would you employ?
a. cleaning service
b. housekeeper
c. cook
d. valet/maid/lady-in-waiting
e. chauffeur
f. dog-walker
g. other

This is going to sound strange but I wouldnt employ anyone. I LOVE looking after my family and yes I even enjoy the cooking and cleaning :) I may however hire someone just on a Saturday night to cook me a meal !

4. If you were wealthy, how many homes would you own? Where? (locations–mountains, tropical places for the winter, foreign country/city)

One home for me , somewhere by the sea ,fairly quiet and not far from the beach but far enough away so as we don't flood!

5. If you were going to take on a really expensive hobby, which of these would it be?
a. buy an airplane
b. buy a yacht
c. buy a small winery
d. raise exotic animals

c) Winery please .... although prefer Vodka so maybe a distillery instead.

6. What kind of car would you buy if you had an unlimited budget?
a. expensive sports car
b. luxury car
c. monster truck
d. expensive hybrid or electric car
e. cheap car (I’d be too nervous driving an expensive car).
f. something for the chauffeur to drive me around in

F) given that I cant drive I would have to have someone drive me around.

Bonus: Currently, what is your favorite luxury item or decadent thing that you do?

Haha If you all knew me in the real world you would ALL realise I don't do luxury!! Maybe I need to get me a rich toyboy !!

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HNT

2011-11-03T08:03:00.000Z

Thought today I'd share this....

It was used for a while as a forum picture ...

..yes the forum was called Hot 'n' Horny

Happy HNT

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TMI = Lets Talk About Sex

2011-10-31T19:01:00.000Z

1. What sexual act arouses you the most? For that matter, what nonsexual act arouses you the most?

Lately anything seems to arouse me from the smell of Hubby's aftershave to him fucking me hard!

2. What is your signature or “go to” move that is sure to get a lover in the mood for sex?

I'm lucky actually we don't need a code or signature to let one another know when we are in the mood for sex. We are so in tune with one another we just know.

3. Do you queef?

I have done ... best thing to do is to laugh it off.

4. What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to YOU as a result of your sex writings (e.g., blog, erotica, sex toy reviews)? (borrowed from Insatiabear)

I don't do weird, Horny yes, Filthy yes, Innocent yes I can be but weird hell no!

5. Have you ever had sex while someone watched?

…someone else was in the room?

…someone else in the bed, next to you and the person you’re having sex with?

What were the circumstances?

I have but I'm not gonna share details as I'm saving it for a blog.

6. When it comes to sex, and discussing it with your teen have you or would you:

a. Let school sex education handle it

b. Hand the teen a book or point them to a website

c. Talk frankly and openly

d. Avoid it all together–society, friends, and the internet will give all the info needed

C. Have always been open and upfront with our son he know that no question he will ask will be silly or daft. If he wants to know something we tell him. We are extremely open with him as my Mum was with me. I can remember asking my Mum what an orgasm was when I was about 8.

Makes me so cross that some parents expect schools to teach their kids Sex Ed!

Click Here, it’s important

Bonus: Remember the song, “I’m too sexy?” CLICK to refresh your memory
What are you too sexy for?

What are you too sexy for?

My P'J's :)

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HNT - Boobies

2011-10-27T09:04:00.000+01:00

Well after much deliberation I have decided the video will be put on hold and for now you will have to make do with this .................

Happy HNT everyone

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TMI Tuesday - Not Related

2011-10-24T21:18:00.002+01:00

1. Name 5 things you did more of before social networking (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.)?

I read lots , still read now not just as much.

Watched more TV i guess, hardly watch it now, prefer to listen to radio or my iPod.

Thats about it really.... nothing else has taken a back seat to my time on the net. Why would it? More than happy to turn off pc/phone and chill out with family.

2. Your house is on fire, what do you grab as you run out?

I presume all humans are already out and safe? I dont have any pets so none of them to save either. It would have to be my mobile to dial 999 on and two very special pics I had taken of my son when he was about two.

3. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Used to be such a night owl. wouldn't think twice about missing a nights sleep, now I'm normally in bed by 12.

a. What time did you go to bed last night?

Bed about 11.45pm

b. What time did you wake up today?

Woke up at 6.30am eventually got up at 7.15am

4. A kid comes up to you and kicks you in the shin, what do you do?

He wouldn't have had the chance to kick me, I would have had his feet from under him before he knew it. Karate comes in so handy at times ;)

5. What three things do you never leave the house without?

LipBalm/Vaseline , My phone and House Keys

Bonus: Name a place that you visited last week that you’ve never visited before. Briefly tell us about the visit.

Today (Monday) took a trip out to Nottingham. Never been there before, found a lovely country park where I became a big kid in the sensory garden going round making lots of noise and giggling :)

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e[lust]

2011-10-24T18:03:00.001+01:00

Photo courtesy of Emmy @ Right Turn Without Signaling

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Erotic Writing
A Long Hot Weekend
A night time walk
A Summer Honeymoon
Blithely Sauntering
Cleaning Up
Cigar
Dreamweaver
Ep 2: One Last Time
Full Frontal Nerdity
Get ready for take off...
Hear this
Let's Play a Game
Le Glamour, the best swing club experience ever
Perspective
Patience for What She Wants
The Cane
The Car Wash
what makes you happy?
Kink & Fetish
A First Ever Punishment
crunk
Having Respect for Dominants
One Year. Today
Spider silk
Those inside-out, head-exploding orgasms
To Munch Or Not To Munch?
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
assplay and me...
Comparisons
Here Comes The Bride
Lover as Chameleon � Flexible Sexual Kinkery
Must we all get along?
Not all conclusions are easy to come by
Non-Monogamy and Starbucks
The (Female) Phenomenon of Emotional Masochism
Why I Love Sex (In That 70's Show)
Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Internet Drag
Selling Used Socks on eBay for Extra Money
Sex in Sin City (Yes I had me some...)
The Curses of the Scarlet Woman
Things I Looove Thursday

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Apologies...

2011-10-22T10:05:00.000+01:00

.. not sure whats happened but a lot of my pictures seem to have gone AWOL and try as I might I cant get them back :(

New phone has been bought tho with a much better camera so watch this space for more pics to follow..... x

TMI Tuesday - It's all about me

2011-10-17T18:15:00.003+01:00

It’s TMI Tuesday again. You know that dreaded interview question “Tell me about you/yourself?” Who the hell knows how to answer that! These questions are a lot more fun (and easier) way to Tell Us More About YOU

P.S. Based on your answers we will make snap judgements and form stereotypical opinions about you

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1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me?

A good time ;)

2. What was the last thing you regret buying?

Nothing I've bought that I can think of that I regret getting!

3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very happy

Has to be a 1 1/2 at the moment, so much going on in my head and my life and I can honestly say none of it is good :(

4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?

Well seeing as I'm typing this now on Monday evening as I have a free few mins last night was Sunday and as usual I couldn't sleep. I kept thinking, go to sleep you have to get up for work in 6 hours,5 Hours,4 Hours etc!

5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!”

Defecting from iPhone to Android, as an avid apple lover i was dubious but can honestly say new phone is amazing and the fact I'm no longer tied to Apple is an added bonus!

Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?

Such an easy question my fav is def the !

I use it far too much really but it makes a statement that much more noticeable! << See!!!

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HNT

2011-10-13T09:27:00.000+01:00

No pics this week ..... did think about posting a pic of my eyes as they are the window of the soul, but to be honest my soul at the moment is a tad like me tho and that's fed up!!

It's been a while ....

2011-10-10T17:15:00.000+01:00

.. not sure any of you have missed me and my filthy mind!

Tonight's blog isn't remotely filthy just wanted to explain a lil why I have been so quiet lately and not tweeted much!

To start with I have started Weight Watchers as three weeks ago I got on the scales and scared the crap out of myself with how much I weighed! So decided enough was enough and some serious weight loss and more exercise was needed. So here I am three weeks on and 10lb lighter!

I'm still doing plenty of cycling and I have also started back at kickboxing again and last Friday I started Zumba.Oh my god what a laugh,bloody hard work though but so much fun can't wait til the next class! For those of you that don't know I also competed in a fight night (kickboxing) competition on Saturday night and although I lost I held my own against a very fast teenager and the final score was 18-15! Next thing is I want to do is to start jogging/running ... so watch this space!

Now we come to the reason I haven't tweeted much ... Depression plain and simple. I have suffered with it for years sadly, but have so much going on at home and in my head that I'm really not in a good place mentally at the moment.

Don't want to share too much with you as its private but all I will say is it looks like we will have to sell the house. The house I love with all my heart and the house that has so many wonderful memories. So if i am short with you or wind you up I apologize. I don't mean too it's just that my poor little brain is almost at breaking point!

So there we have it albeit brief but thats how things are at the moment.

HNT = As promised

2011-10-06T07:55:00.001+01:00

First of all its supposed to be Post-it HNT so in fact I've already failed but as I promised last week here we go .....

Getting more and more confident with my body with each pound I lose :)

Hope it hasn't put you off your breakfast/lunch/dinner!

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TMI - Breaking Up

2011-10-03T20:14:00.001+01:00

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

1. What’s the worst reason you have been given for breaking up?

I've had the usual "Its not you its me"

2. What’s the worst reason you gave, to someone, for breaking up?

Never been a worse reason really although I did break up with a guy cos all my mates took the piss out of me cos he was ginger ( and I mean bright ginger) I just told him it wasn't working!

3. Have you ever engineered the end of a relationship e.g doing something you know will put the other person off? If yes, what did you do?

Not knowingly.

4. Have you ever stayed with a partner just because you could not bear to end it?

Good god no ......

5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to end a relationship? What happened? Are you still friends?

Would only do that under extreme circumstances IE abuse of some sort!

Bonus: Have you ever been the cause of a relationship to end? Tell us about it.

Most of my relationships I have ended not sure what that says about me.

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HNT - Getting more flexible

2011-09-29T11:11:00.003+01:00

Loving this weight loss lark. Getting more supple as the weeks go on!!

Happy HNT Everyone !

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May be brave next week and post a front view of me in undies :)

TMI - All Hollywood ( The place NOT the wax!!)

2011-09-26T16:10:00.000+01:00

GONE HOLLYWOOD

1. If a screenwriter turned you into a character in a movie

a. What stock Hollywood character would it be most like? For example: best friend, ditzy blonde, absent-minded professor, captain of industry, etc.

I'd be the one that is always there for everyone else, but when I needed a shoulder or a friend everyone would be busy!

b. What actor/actress would play you?

Dawn French

2. What genre of movie is your life most like? For example: romantic comedy, goofball comedy, spy, coming of age, action/adventure, sci-fi, etc

Black Comedy

3. What kind of scene in a movie would you like to play most? Why?

a. Argument

b. Love scene

c. Gun fight

d. High-speed car chase

a) Argument ...... something quite sexy about a real good argument with someone . Gets my hormones racing.

4. Have you ever looked around you and thought “this is like a scene from a movie”? What were the circumstances?

Saturday coming home from an afternoon out, was overtaken by 6 Police Cars and One police van, all sirens going only to find when we got home they had all arrived at the local pub where a "domestic" had taken place. Police dogs , Coppers all over the place!

5. Have you ever looked at a character in a movie and said, “Hey, that could be me”? Who/what was the character?

Misery ... Kathy Bates ... few people I'd like to hold hostage and have my way with!!

Bonus: Have you ever been in pictures–Hollywood film, porno, homemade video, or other type of film? Tell us about it. …and is it on YouTube

Hasn't everyone made a homemade porn movie??

My First SexToy Review for SEXSHOP365

2011-09-23T18:21:00.002+01:00

So the lovely people at SEXSHOP365 sent me my first sex toy this week to review.

I was like a kid at Christmas unwrapping it not knowing what I was going to find inside the plain brown box. Imagine my surprise and delight when I found this....

This Ladies and Gentlemen is the 7th Heaven Platinum G Spot Vibrator

It has no less than SEVEN speed settings. Both for G spot and for Clitoral stimulation.

I couldn't wait to try it so this morning I armed myself with above toy and headed for my bed. I laid down and unwrapped it from its box.....

.... and proceeded to use it for the purpose intended!

I never need lube ( naturally wet -lucky me) so laid on my bed , opened my legs and inserted said toy into me. I turned it on to its lowest setting to get a feel of it before "going for it". Even on the lowest speed it made me tingle.

Not the quietest Vibrator I've ever had I admit, but by god it does what it says on the tin/box.

I could really feel the vibrations against my g spot and could feel how wet it was making me.

It was then I turned on the Clitoral vibrations and then before I knew it I had it on full power and was moaning and cumming like I hadn't in weeks ( I had before you ask!!)

Marks out of 10 i would give it 8. Overall though a great toy for use alone or "with friends"

I know I am going to have great fun with it!!!

Can't wait to see what else SEXSHOP365 has in mind for me... watch this space!

HNT - The other half

2011-09-22T10:02:00.003+01:00

Happy HNT everyone

Thought I'd share the bra to go with last weeks bottom HNT

Have a great day!

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